i hate..

not having the internet at home. because i just nerd out at work and get lost in the internet and get in trouble because all i wanna do is g-chat.

other things i hate include but are not limited to: private profiles, forgetting my phone charger, when fat people eat mcdonald's in front of me, risa levine: client from hell, when risa levine said she wants to be sexy and not adorable, when bagels are really hard, and the color orange.

i can't wait to leave work and go to tan-a and buy snacks.

ugh

the Internet is fucked at my house, so I can only nerd out at work and on my iPod. I hate how it capitalizes things and tries to spells words out for me that I don't want to spell. Ok. I am listening to a conversation that my coworker is having with her client about how she sprays her doggy with febreeze because her dog smells bad and because it says pet safe on the bottle. i'm disturbed. I also overheard a couple last night having a serious debate about who jennifer aniston dated between vince vaughn and john mayer. embarassing for them! this is what I like to talk to people about while eating dinner or getting my haircut : myself, myself, and how code red mountain dew can cure anything. I just discovered a blister on my foot and I have no idea where it came from. i'm disturbed again. Ugh.

boo hoo, that's all i ever do.

i don't think you understand

my room right now. i don't even have a bed.

hello!

i had this fucked up dream, well, more like a nightmare that i was pregnant. i had just found out that i was pregnant and in my dream, i was really excited. and in my dream, i was telling my parents and they were really excited. i never ever want to be pregnant in my life. i think i had this dream because i spent a really long time look at pictures of my friends baby last night. she's cute. i looked up "dreaming about being pregnant" and this is what i found:

Pregnant

To dream that you are pregnant, symbolizes an aspect of yourself or some aspect of your personal life that is growing and developing. You may not be ready to talk about it or act on it. This may also represent the birth of a new idea, direction, project or goal.

i like that interpretation. i'll accept it.