Monday, July 28, 2008

i think that i am just over-reacting or being ridiculous. but when i think about my new digital camera, i get really sad. i regret not getting another powershot, i was just trying to be indie.

Friday, July 25, 2008




heart shaped sour cream & onion chip made me so happy.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

I'm so fucking grumpy all of the time. What I'd really love is to meet a hot oral surgeon who will pull my wisdom teeth out for free. Also this fucking gadget keeps freezing and I want to throw it onto Main Street. That's all.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

i hate..

not having the internet at home. because i just nerd out at work and get lost in the internet and get in trouble because all i wanna do is g-chat.

other things i hate include but are not limited to: private profiles, forgetting my phone charger, when fat people eat mcdonald's in front of me, risa levine: client from hell, when risa levine said she wants to be sexy and not adorable, when bagels are really hard, and the color orange.

i can't wait to leave work and go to tan-a and buy snacks.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

ugh

the Internet is fucked at my house, so I can only nerd out at work and on my iPod. I hate how it capitalizes things and tries to spells words out for me that I don't want to spell. Ok. I am listening to a conversation that my coworker is having with her client about how she sprays her doggy with febreeze because her dog smells bad and because it says pet safe on the bottle. i'm disturbed. I also overheard a couple last night having a serious debate about who jennifer aniston dated between vince vaughn and john mayer. embarassing for them! this is what I like to talk to people about while eating dinner or getting my haircut : myself, myself, and how code red mountain dew can cure anything. I just discovered a blister on my foot and I have no idea where it came from. i'm disturbed again. Ugh.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

boo hoo, that's all i ever do.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

i don't think you understand






my room right now. i don't even have a bed.

Monday, July 7, 2008




hello!
i had this fucked up dream, well, more like a nightmare that i was pregnant. i had just found out that i was pregnant and in my dream, i was really excited. and in my dream, i was telling my parents and they were really excited. i never ever want to be pregnant in my life. i think i had this dream because i spent a really long time look at pictures of my friends baby last night. she's cute. i looked up "dreaming about being pregnant" and this is what i found:

Pregnant

To dream that you are pregnant, symbolizes an aspect of yourself or some aspect of your personal life that is growing and developing. You may not be ready to talk about it or act on it. This may also represent the birth of a new idea, direction, project or goal.

i like that interpretation. i'll accept it.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

my favorite person in the world right now is a bar regular at avalon, his name is bruce. a few weeks ago, the other bar regulars were mad at him because he said something pretty obscene and i felt really sad for him. he would sit by himself and i knew he was lonely, but he still kept a smile on his face. he drinks pbr out of the bottle and he wears a gold necklace and i don't know what it is, but he sorta reminds me of my dad. i think the other regulars aren't mad at him anymore because yesterday, he was laughing and cursing up a storm with them and it was nice to see him happy. there is a lot of weird tension going on right now, but surprisingly none of it involves me. i wish that everyone would relax and i wish that everyone could just be happy, just like bruce.

Friday, July 4, 2008

watermelon



when i was in the fourth grade, my best friend christina and i heard that eating a lot of watermelon would make your boobs bigger. we didn't even have boobs yet, but we wanted them. so her mom bought us a whole watermelon and we split it. i ate an entire half of a watermelon, hoping that by the end, my boobs would have sprouted. well, they didn't. they still haven't. i puked a lot of watermelon that day and ever since then i haven't been able to eat it. most people just think i'm crazy. i have hated watermelon and watermelon flavored things for about 12 years now. the other day, i had a piece of a watermelon and i sorta liked it. at joe's tonight, they had watermelon for $1.50, so i decided to order it and try it out again. little did i know that i would be getting a quarter of the watermelon. it wasn't that great. maybe too watery. but who knows, maybe this time my boobs will grow.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

both of my roommates are out of town and i will be home alone basically until the middle of august. i've looked at everything that i can on the internet, watched everything on tv, but am still refusing to clean my room. today is not the right day. and neither is tomorrow. i have just been following the cats around the house and trying to find morsels of food on the ground to eat. i do not plan on doing anything for the fourth of july. i don't care that it's america's birthday, does america care when it's mine? hmm oh well. this is a dumb post, so i will make up for it with a picture of the cutest duo in town.

i walked into the house this morning and i don't know how or why because nobody was home but the song "rio" by duran duran was on blast in the bathroom upstairs. it was pretty bizarre/weird/scary because thats lauren's ringtone for me. spooooky!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

dr kutz


on sunday i decided that i was good enough to give noel a haircut.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

best text message

"if you were a gay man, i'd call you stephanie mcfaggot. what if your dad was a clown with red hair named ronald mcfadden and mcdonalds was mcfaddens?" -brian asby

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