I hate that because I'm a woman, i guess I'm supposed to like kids. This lady just dumped her baby off at me while she gets her hair washed. What am I supposed to do with this freaky alien?

basket case

happy birthday meaghan

sometimes i crave raw oysters

cookies and milk!

came to vb to run errands with my parents. forgot my errands on my desk in richmond. boo hoo. i'm hungry. i want mashed potatoes. thanks mom.