watermelon

when i was in the fourth grade, my best friend christina and i heard that eating a lot of watermelon would make your boobs bigger. we didn't even have boobs yet, but we wanted them. so her mom bought us a whole watermelon and we split it. i ate an entire half of a watermelon, hoping that by the end, my boobs would have sprouted. well, they didn't. they still haven't. i puked a lot of watermelon that day and ever since then i haven't been able to eat it. most people just think i'm crazy. i have hated watermelon and watermelon flavored things for about 12 years now. the other day, i had a piece of a watermelon and i sorta liked it. at joe's tonight, they had watermelon for $1.50, so i decided to order it and try it out again. little did i know that i would be getting a quarter of the watermelon. it wasn't that great. maybe too watery. but who knows, maybe this time my boobs will grow.