ugh

the Internet is fucked at my house, so I can only nerd out at work and on my iPod. I hate how it capitalizes things and tries to spells words out for me that I don't want to spell. Ok. I am listening to a conversation that my coworker is having with her client about how she sprays her doggy with febreeze because her dog smells bad and because it says pet safe on the bottle. i'm disturbed. I also overheard a couple last night having a serious debate about who jennifer aniston dated between vince vaughn and john mayer. embarassing for them! this is what I like to talk to people about while eating dinner or getting my haircut : myself, myself, and how code red mountain dew can cure anything. I just discovered a blister on my foot and I have no idea where it came from. i'm disturbed again. Ugh.