best text message

"if you were a gay man, i'd call you stephanie mcfaggot. what if your dad was a clown with red hair named ronald mcfadden and mcdonalds was mcfaddens?" -brian asby

my house is like a constant slumber party. i love love love it.

fuck fuck fuck. $586 at patient first and i'm still not cured!

the things that we try to hang on to, are the things that leave us first.

in the 8 days of june, i have sent and received 2323 text messages. i need to go to text message anonymous.

empire

i went to empire for lunch with beth & ashton on thursday. they had fish tacos as their lunch special, but i was pretty apprehensive. and lately, i've been weird about tilapia. so instead i got a triple decker grilled cheese (pepperjack & mozzarella) and a side caesar salad. it was pretty awesome. empire is good in my book.