THINGS I HATE TODAY:

the name peggy, this lady named julie, pastries, people who highlight their hair, this other lady named susan

THINGS I LOVE TODAY:

not having a cell phone, vegetarian french onion soup, code red mountain dew

Trouble in Shartsville

sick nasty bitches

what kind of birthday present do you give to a person that already has everything that they want?

Sandie

My desk full of drinks