I finally got boobs!

well nevermind, i'm still in a cast and it's ugly and i can take it off but i just want to keep it off forever.

2 more days of my sock puppet cast

the cutest thing i've ever seen

my next door neighbor is always vacuuming. the other night she was vacuuming at 1:43am. i know this because I made a mental note. i dont think people should vacuum after 10pm, especially with paper thin walls.

I hate that because I'm a woman, i guess I'm supposed to like kids. This lady just dumped her baby off at me while she gets her hair washed. What am I supposed to do with this freaky alien?